Emo Suicide Squad and Jumping

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Explanation

Experiment

This is dark humor. It plays on the stereotype of emo kids being depressed and having suicidal thoughts. The joke uses wordplay with "scene" and "seen" and makes light of the idea of emos wanting to be dead, connecting it to the idea of jumping off something high and their suicide rate.

Comments (18)

nightflyer42287

3 years ago

I wonder if emo kids get jealous when their phone dies

A bich

3 years ago

Bro I am emo fuck u

Anonymous

3 years ago

Please stfu snowflake. I'm emo too and I don't get even the slightest bit of offended by these jokes. "A bich", I'm sure you don't even know half of the true emo music. My chemical romance? AFI? Fallout boy? Yeah get the fuck out of here wanna be emo 12 year old.

Anonymous

3 years ago

@racist goku, and here we have a lowlife piece of shit who's only purpose is to spam slurs to make other people feel bad and indulge in impertinent and insolent acts as a way to feel good about themself.

Anonymous

3 years ago

This joke is fucking hilarious

NelsonWOMAN

2 years ago

this made me wanna jump off a bridge, guess i'm living up to my friend groups name <3 :) bu bye asshat! <3!!!!

NelsonWOMAN

2 years ago

never gonna see me at a family function ever again

Anony

2 years ago

good

scene_kid

2 years ago

lmao im scemo and dying from this shit yall gotta calm down also @Anonymous we gotta jam together sometime, u listen to MCR & Falling In Reverse? (not all 12yrolds are fake emotions, im 12 :])