Emo music jokes
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.