Elementary School

Elementary School Jokes

Grandpa: you can't have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school

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What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~

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A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.