New Elementary School Jokes

A priest sees a man about to commit suicide. The man says, "I have nothing to live for here. I will die, go to Heaven, and get 72 virgins." Then the priest says, "No need for this. I will take you to the local elementary school."

What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?

The class divides.

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.

Elementary school kids: School is fun Me:Yeah Yeah just keep believing that

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.

There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.

There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.