New Elementary School Jokes

a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"

What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.

Elementary school kids: School is fun Me:Yeah Yeah just keep believing that

whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school? — Don't ask me. How should I know, I'm just the drone pilot.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe