Either jokes
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
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Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"
Doctor: "To the morgue."
Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."
Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
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Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!