Either jokes
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Have you ever heard of the eye tear?
Me either.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!