I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home. They got in the car, and his mother asked "Johnny, what did you do this time? So johnny pulled his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home his dad was off work and heard that johnny was coming home early from school, once again he asked johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised so his dad pulled down his pants and said "Big whale, big whale."
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
Orphans can be let away with anything really bad at school Cause they can't be sent home for it
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you weren’t listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said
Would do you do when you finish a magazine at the school, put another one in and continue
What are the best shooting ranges in america?
Schools
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
why cant a orphan go to college? He needs a
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My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education. They were both druids.
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Why do special ED classes have fans? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh
