Education jokes
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?
“A sped runner.”
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!