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Education jokes

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft?

“A sped runner.”

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    • My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

    I told them, "Just you wait!"

    I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!

    Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

    Students: Hiding under desk.

    Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

    If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

    I can’t wait for collage....

    5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

    Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.

    Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

    Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.

    Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.

    I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬