Economic status jokes

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

You're so poor you wash paper plates.