Economic status jokes
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 馃槉
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 馃槣
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...馃
馃嚮馃嚜 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!