You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Economic Status Jokes
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!
