One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
Eaten Jokes
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
