What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
