Dysfunction

Dysfunction Jokes

Sex

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Scale

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Luck

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Hair

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

Stepdad

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

Dinosaur

What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.