Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson jokes

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.