Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson jokes

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.