Dumpster memes

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!

What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.