One time there was a happy lil girl then one day her teacher asked how many legs and arms do a pineapple have she said girl: You know those pokey things on it thats how many Teacher says: Thats dumb they have zero. then the next day the girl set a fire in her house and then she burned her legs and arms then she survived went to school then the teacher said i heard your house went on fire and btw you know you don ́t have no arms or legs right the girl said OK then the question the teacher asked yesterday asked the girl again she said what do u call a girl with no legs or arms? the teacher said ANSWER MY QUESTION the girl said OK OK the girl said 13 the teacher said PINEAPPLES DO NOT EVEN HAVE LEGS Then the teacher had to calm down then the teacher said to the girl ask a question whatever u want then the girl said ok and im sorry teacher teacher said its ok i need a break the girl said what do u call a girl without legs or arms someone from the class her name was nia she said a worm she said NO!!! the teacher said CALM DOWN JUST TELL US WHAT the girl said OK then the girl said it.......And yall who is reading my story guess what the answer is before i tell u and btw the girls name is sunny back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE then when the teacher was calm she told her to sit down then the teacher read a story The Three Little pigs then the girl went home she got a new house then lived happily ever after
I love bus jokes
yo mamma is so dumb she`ll what disney junior all night long
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile
yo mama is so dumb she sits on trump's wall 24 hours every day
yo mama i so dumb she’ll watch edited peppa pig all day long
Why is the so dumb
Bc he didn’t have parents to pay for it
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
Yo mama so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
I did a good night and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to
What does 1nan + 1nan= 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans
1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! 2. Your so fat you could sell shade! 3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one
Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "lydia"?
DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb christian pussy ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious although I hate her.
Once my friend was saying something dumb and I was like I Campbell-eve you just said that.
How can you tell if a polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks are missing! What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!