Duct Tape jokes

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.