Drum stick jokes
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
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I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
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Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.