Drum stick jokes

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?

Take a flute and shove it up your ass.

What is the most musical part of a chicken?

The drumstick.

What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?

A sinkers bar.

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.