Drug culture jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.