Dress Up memes

I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

It didn't land too well.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.