Dream jokes
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!