New Dot Jokes

Be careful everybodying, I have red dot on my foreheading so I can recording everybodying!

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper They have a dot in the middle of the head

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head? So she claims to be

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights

I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.

guy talking to an Indian therapist

he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said

"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"

be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!

What's an indians favorite store?

Red dot

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth

What is an orphans least favorite snack?

“Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels”

i have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissd on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and i said that's disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller

When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.