Dora jokes
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Do you see the toilet?
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
Dora, where do we go next?
Kids at home: Area 51.
Meanwhile,
Dora: Let’s go deliver the evidence to President Biden.
1 day later,
Dora: WE DID IT, HOORAY!
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Yo mama is Dora.