Doorstep jokes

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?

Matt!