i saw a man trying to rape a dog, i decided to help, the dog cant stand a chance against the both of us
Yo mama so stupid she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo
i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common. The feme one's are called bitch.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
My mum told me to do the dog poo but I couldn't find you anywhere
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space? You know what her husband said to her? " I will feed the dog you feed the fish."
So one day I saw a dog outside so I played with it then I was like I’m ganna see it’s name and where it lives so I did then...it’s name was momo then I looked to see where it lived it said joe momma street
why do orphans love dogs because dogs stay with them
My dogs pooped in my shoes?pooper
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
