Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It Pants
Y does rapeboat like going to the dog sheltr? It cheaper than a whore house
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮💨
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
