How do you know the baby's dead, The dog plays with it more
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮💨
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
