What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why does michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
what does a emo kid say when they wanna hang out *wanna hang?*
if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country us a 3rd world country?
what does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
NUNYA Business!
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
how many trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb? none, trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark
what does the trump adminstration use instead of emails? alternative fax
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
How does a train sneeze?
It goes a-choo choo
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? none they cant change anything
what does a petiphile call a orphanage... a supermarket.
why did the orphan stop playing baseball.
because baseball has a home and an orphan does not.
laugh now.
What does the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common. They both went down on my dad
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
What does michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
