Do jokes

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?

He wiped.

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both like cracking open a cold one.

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom.

Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

My wife cheated on me with my brother.

She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."

How do you get an emo kid to jump?

A bridge.