Do jokes
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.