Do jokes
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?
He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.