Do jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese guy?
A double chinkey.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Memes
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋