Do jokes
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Memes
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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All the traffic stopping the cars, how do you spell that without any R’s?
That.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.