Do jokes
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
How do you leave an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow!
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
Memes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!