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It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
How do you tell the difference between a Communist and everybody else? The way they are spelled.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
Memes
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.