Do jokes
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Memes
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?