Do jokes
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.