Do jokes
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do grapes ๐ love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Memes
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" ๐๐๐
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a boomerang that wonโt come back?
A stick.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesnโt have a home button.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.