Do jokes
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Memes
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.