Do jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Memes
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!