Do jokes
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Memes
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
Because physically challenged gay men do it best! 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.