Do jokes
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Memes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.