Do jokes
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Memes
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.