Do jokes
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking, hot body as a senior citizen?
Cremation.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Memes
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.