Do jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Memes
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad never came home with the milk.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.