Do jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Memes
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.