Do jokes
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Memes
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.