Diying jokes

Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?

If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?

I once saw a noose joke.

I wanna know how to make one :D

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:

*looks at toaster*

Doin' (DYM 19)

Doin (DYM 11).

Doin (DYM 20).

Doin (DYM 28).

Doin (DYM 58)?

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!