Diying jokes
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don鈥檛 have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?