When someone says Jesus. I say, Bitch, where
[god creating alligators] God: see that log? Angel:yes...? God: now fill it with teeth. Angel: say again? God: FILL IT WITH TEETH
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
what did the angel say when it went to heaven? well halo there!
God:(creating elephants) Make it big Angel:How big? God:As big as my d- Angel: Whoa God:Fine 10 feet tall Angel: That's big bu- God: Put a long thing on it's face
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
