What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Racism.
