Discrimination jokes
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What’s a German’s favorite drink? Orange Jews. Hundred percent concentrated.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
I hate autistic people.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.