Discrimination jokes
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
"Ching chang chong."
Racism.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.