Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Discrimination Jokes
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
"Ching chang chong."
Racism.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
Q: What's the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A: Stoners have papers.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
